jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet
does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?
*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor
Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: this rad ghost riding a cool skateboard
"At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?"
i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair
"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager
"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is